Climate is what we expect, weather is what we get.

—Mark Twain

I’ve lived in good climate, and it bores the hell out of me. I like weather rather than climate.   

—John Steinbeck

Sunshine is delicious, rain is refreshing, wind braces us up, snow is exhilarating; there is really no such thing as bad weather, only different kinds of good weather.                                                              

—John Ruskin

Sometimes I wish that I was the weather, you’d bring me up in conversation forever. And when it rained, I’d be the talk of the day.                                                                                                —John Mayer

Conversation about the weather is the last refuge of the unimaginative.          —Oscar Wilde

There will be a rain dance Friday night, weather permitting.

 —George Carlin

Who cares about the clouds when we’re together? Just sing a song and bring the sunny weather.             

—Dale Evans Rogers

If you wait until the wind and the weather are just right, you will never plant anything and never harvest anything.

 —Ecclesiastes 11:4

Some are weather-wise, some are otherwise.        —Ben Franklin

Bad weather always looks worse through a window.

—Tom Lehrer

Don’t knock the weather. If it didn’t change once in a while, nine out of ten people couldn’t start a conversation.

                                                                                          —Kin Hubbard