Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties.         —Doug Larson

Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple.         —Barry Switzer

What is a committee? A group of the unwilling, picked from the unfit, to do the unnecessary.     —Richard Harkness

A committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing but together can decide that nothing can be done.           —Fred Allen

Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn’t the work he’s supposed to be doing at the moment. —Robert Benchley

If you aren’t fired with enthusiasm, you will be fired with enthusiasm.            —Vince Lombardi

Getting fired is nature’s way of telling you that you had the wrong job in the first place.             —Hal Lancaster

There is no future in any job. The future lies in the man who holds the job.      —George Crane

The highest reward for a man’s toil is not what he gets for it but what he becomes by it.             —John Ruskin

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.           —Ogden Nash

Much good work is lost for the lack of a little more.

—Edward Harriman

One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one’s work is terribly important.   —Bertrand Russell

Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else.         —Sir James Barrie

Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people don’t recognize them.            —Ann Landers

Plans are only good intentions unless they immediately degenerate into hard work.     —Peter Drucker

People forget how fast you did a job, but they remember how well you did it.   —Howard Newton