One of the strange things about life is that the poor, who need money the most, are the very ones who never have it.

—Finley Peter Dunn

It is better to give than to lend, and it costs about the same.

—Philip Gibbs

Finance is the art of passing money from hand to hand until it finally disappears.

—Robert W. Sarnoff

I’ve got all the money I’ll ever need — if I die by four o’clock this afternoon.

—Henny Youngman

Money is something you have to make in case you don’t die.

—Max Asnas

The easiest way for your children to learn about money is for you not to have any.

—Katherine Whitehorn

Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.

—Woody Allen

My formula for success is rise early, work late, and strike oil.

—John Paul Getty

When a man tells you he got rich through hard work, ask him: “Whose?”

—Don Marquis

You aren’t wealthy until you have something that money can’t buy.

—Garth Brooks

Money has never made a man happy yet, nor will it. There is nothing in its nature to produce happiness. The more a man has, the more he wants. Instead of filling a vacuum, it makes one.

—Benjamin Franklin

Money can’t buy you happiness, but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.

—Spike Milligan

If all the rich people in the world divided up all their money amongst themselves, there wouldn’t be enough to do around.

—Christina Stead

If money is your hope for independence, you will never have it. The only real security that a man will have in this world is a reserve of knowledge, experience, and ability.

—Henry Ford

It’s a kind of spiritual snobbery that makes people think they can be happy without money.

—Albert Camus

I’m tired of hearing about money, money, money. I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

—Shaquille O’Neal

Bankruptcy is a legal proceeding in which you put your money in your pants pocket and give your coat to your creditors.

—Joey Adams

Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?

—John Barrymore