More Over-The-Top Inquiries

To the Editor:

This concerned citizen thanks Dennis Gibbons (US Coordinator for the Center for Crown Circle Studies) for his heads up work in the “crown circle” phenomena. My research assistant, L.J. Smolen, and I have noticed the proliferation of these mysterious swirls as the climate has warmed in our region. We have sighted an inordinate number of what seems like ordinary, everyday middle aged men with this spectacle.

Perhaps more pervasive is another hair raising fact my intrepid assistant has uncovered. This is the cult-like happening of the extremely large number of young men who continue to cover their heads regardless of the temperature. Most cover themselves under the guise of team affiliations with sports caps.

But the question that needs to be asked is, what are they trying to hide? Mr Gibbons, I appeal to you in epilating this curious finding. Thank you for your courage.

Sincerely,

Mark J. Favale

POB 9998, Hawleyville                                   July 10, 2001