A Lamont Lament
To the Editor:
I thought I would add a touch of levity to the incompetence of the leadership in Connecticut. So readers, sing this to the tune of “Five Foot Two, Eyes of Blue.”
Five foot two
Eyes of Gray
What the heck did he just say,
Does anyone trust Ned Lamont?
Paul Mounds is here, Josh is too
Suzie B could have the flu
Does anyone trust Ned Lamont?
State workers get their raise, huge pensions too,
They are his friends!
If you don’t work for the state,
He won’t care much for your fate.
His mouth moves, will he lie
He’ll keep us locked up til July
Does anyone trust Ned Lamont?
He can’t stand liberty
He’s a tyrant, can’t you see
Does anyone trust Ned Lamont?
The trains have never stopped, fastrack too
5 percent filled
All state workers keep their jobs
Tax time is when we’ll get billed.
He is Ned, he’s well bred,
But now ]he’s just a talking head
Does anybody trust him?
Anybody trust him?
Does anyone trust Ned Lamont?
Sincerely yours,
Matthew P. Valenti
20 Tanglewood Road, New Hartford May 18, 2020